I was going to come in and snark about body shaming, and then I really looked at that tablecloth dress and wondered... that sure is something.

Then I owe you an apology.

The sequel could have been Penis Peninsula.

I wasn’t quite yet alive when it came out, so I’ve always been super curious what the public’s reaction to the title Octopussy was.

I think we need more gun legislation, but no amount of legislating or not legislating will make me any less terrified of the Times Square Elmo.

I figured you would be more familiar with his kneeling height

He should audition for Fabulous Man. 

1) Would a Bret Ratner-directed Superman film have done anything other than sucked? Count your blessings, Matt Bomer.

“I guess I’m upset.”

She thinks she’s reprocessing? I have an 18-year-old right now, so I watched A LOT of Victorious and Sam & Cat, and I’m trying to square that with her putting out album after album of songs about her wanting to bone down 24/7.

I cannot tell a lie: that was the fine, fine work of my pal Caelum Vatnsdal.

I watched some short retrospective on that, recently. One of those “Legit HOW did this make it past multiple people?” things.

But that’s my point.

Not this Gen Xer!  I ate Frosted Miniwheats because of their stance on Kosovo!

I feel like one of the biggest delineations between Gen X and subsequent generations is that Gen Xers hold no expectation that a corporation should reflect their values, or should even pretend to have values. I prefer my corporations soulless, thank you very much.

Look at it this way. If you are being pandered to in Corporate America, even if only for a month, that means you’ve been mostly accepted.

But coal is and it’s not specified what fuel source they are using…

I’ll give it points for being a full-length feature instead of a link and paragraph of outrage nonsense.

Those chestnuts that are roasting on a fire is code for proletariat being oppressed by the bourgeoisie

You’re right. My Christmas carol credentials are hereby revoked.