Right, because Jerry Seinfeld is known for his offensive rants.

Is that a thing that anyone actually said? Can you provide a quote or a link? I remember some being pretty appalled; but I don’t explicitly remember anyone saying culture was dead because of it.

I didn’t read this at all but FUCK AIRBNB

Sweet! One more Newswire about this exact same story and I get a free sandwich!

His last name is Smallbone? They should’ve called it Unhung Hero instead.

I wish I cared about anything this much.

Rustic open-plan concept waterfront cottage. Easy access to highway. Diamond in the rough waiting for a little TLC.

That is Fugly. I’m sure this is a case of form following function. But holy shit, that looks like something from a teenage boy’s fever dream.

“Schneider has not returned The A.V. Club’s request for comment.”

And that means we’ll need some cork soakers!

Or “Loose Seal” when there’s a seal loose on the set.

He would film Family Ties during the day, hop in a van and take a nap while he was driven to the set of Back To The Future at night, back in the van, repeat.

“We were just famous. Left to our own resources.”

It’s also so much of a nothing story — “MJF says people who get famous on social media for seemingly no reason wouldn’t have been famous in the 80s because there was no social media”... Well, he not wrong.

Gen X reference - it wants you, too

“Tennis is notoriously not a sport that lends itself well to the medium of film. The tension in this game is all about the silent moments between points, and continuously hitting a small ball with a racquet doesn’t make for exciting entertainment.”

Much as I’ve been open to the idea, I’ve concluded that Zendaya just doesn’t do anything for me.

I quite like his interview style. I think the long buildups to seemingly random questions is part of what makes the show work. They’re meant to disarm the guests who are already being challenged by the spicy food - they’re mouths and foreheads are steaming, their noses are running, they might be hiccuping, and they’re …

The gimmick is eating increasingly spicy fried chicken wings. I don’t come here for the rapport or insightful followups.

Third, no?