Lisa Ann is still very much alive and well, and was recently dragged out of a comedy show for being disruptive.  She’s a little cuckoo. 

I’m changing my answer actually, the Pulsar wins

As long as they’re still kneeling before Zod.

Johnny Depp can do for Saudi Arabia what Dennis Rodman did for North Korea: make it look even stupider

That performer is Lisa Ann, and she’s very much not dead.

As I read this comment I 100% expected it to be a Lauren Boebert joke.  

Pork is easily the most versatile of meats.  More than chicken and much more than beef.

Lol to the state of article writing: Eric Idle makes a claim. John Cleese speaks for the Pythons and refutes claim. Author of article rather talk about Cleese being anti-cancel culture instead of headline. Diverts article to talk about that even though it’s completely off topic instead of just writing two separate…

Here’s what got me.

Fascinating! Thanks for sharing. Way more interesting than this “article.” 

so salad in a bread bowl?

Yay, and more dishes to wash too!

What you’re missing is that it also takes more time to assemble!

If this is a sandwich, then a hot dog is a sandwich.

“Nearly any filling is a candidate for a chopped salad sandwich”

“I think, perhaps, you don’t realize what will happen to this country should Trump win in November.”

He’s basically Gen Z, AMIRITE?

“Thankless Michelle Monaghan role.” Fuck. You nailed it. After Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, I thought she would surely end up A-list. I’m glad she’s working, but fuck if Hollywood knows the potential they’re missing with her. One of my favorite female performances of the last 20 years (along with Minnie Driver in Grosse Point…

This is just theAV Club equivalent of intentionally misspelling a word to increase engagement; just being wrong to get people to comment.