this is a good example of full-on internet poisoning.

where are the Gold Box games?  CLASSICS

he was really bizarrely scared of what was going to happen

Sure, I guess this take makes sense if you don’t understand how systems work and/or are a tedious bore.

Anyone who thinks understanding nuance means you’re confused is... confused.

Fun fact: this episode actually inspired the pilot of Breaking Bad

It was for the wives!

Don’t hate the Playa, hate the game.

How can it be possible that you didn’t include Temple of Elemental Evil or the SSI Gold Box series? These are some of the most accurate depictions of D&D in a computer game.

Go for the eyes, Boo!  GO FOR THE EYES!

The original Baldur's Gate is a mystery where you're trying to unravel who's manipulating a resource shortage for financial and political gain, and what their true motives are. That's not exactly generic fantasy.

It would have been a “harrowing escape” if a dam had collapsed, or a volcano had erupted, or death squads had invaded the camp, or aliens had started laying waste to the place with disintegrator rays. They chose—against official advice if I’ve got this straight— to walk out, then hitched a ride the rest of the way.…

same. Hard to break 20+ year old habits.

I want to quit but for some reason I can’t. 

I’ve seen a couple of outlets refer to this as “Fyre Festival 2.0", but unless someone was sucking cock for  bottled water, it doesn’t come close.

I am metaphysically certain that Diplo could tell me what a Diplo is and I still wouldn’t know.

I kind of love the folks trying to fix grammar on the internet. Keeping that Don Quixote spirit alive.

Don’t be a “playa” hater.

They’re not the most exciting duo to be at the center of this thrilling adventure, though they’re at least more interesting than an attorney who defended child slavery making it out of Burning Man, but that does at least make this more funny.

sweater bombs