:)

Nah. I still remember being in 7th grade, and packing in this dude’s dad’s bedroom after school one day with about 12 other kids in the neighborhood. The dad had HBO and the decoder box was in his room with a 19" TV. We were there because according to the TV Guide, Porky’s was going to be on. And so it was. First R-rat…

We let Non use the pond. 

Ok snowflake. 

Guilty as charged: We are Beverage Station Central in the Phantom Zone. Got a wine bar with wine fridge and hung glasses, sink, drawer dishwasher in the lounge. And then a regular bar with wine fridge and beverage fridge, liquor cabinets, and 2 stacked drawer dishwashers. Then we have a dedicated counter in the…

This is a hot take.

$80 million. Take the money you nitwits. 

I feel like I’ve read this article before?

GOAT

23 year career.

I am not a Patriots fan, nor a Tampa Bay fan. Still, Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback in NFL history.

2005—-> Young children excited for Little Big Bird’s Mini adventure!!

....how in the hell did nuAVClub actually manage to get an actual real deal classic AVClub theme-like article??? Did someone on the inside sneak it through???

Most of the food in the above list is standard American chain restaurant fare, with the exception of Chuy’s Tex-Mex (and maybe Carrabba’s Italian Grill).

Excellent

Somewhere out there on 10's of 1000's of acres of ranch land, Ted Turner sits. And waits. 

These cookies all suck. 

Man, if they’re scared of Panera lemonade, they’d run screaming from Starbucks coffee.

I watched that trailer and now I feel this indescribable urge to buy some plumbing fixtures.

Wow! Just imagine what that giant pile of dinosaur poop will look like with current cutting edge special effect technology!