Somewhere Florida Man is nodding knowingly. 

Spice drops REALLY suck. 

+1 on your 70's experience. Can confirm!

Gotta fit those ads in. 

Nope no Cheez-IT love in this dojo either. 

Cheez-It’s are gross. Even my kids bailed on them. 

Heh ;)

If I was enraged I’d be blowing cars and dudes on roller skates around the streets with my superbreath 

Dude. Thunderdome over Fury Road? You a big Tina Turner fan or something?

You forgot to preface your trolling with “HotTake:”

Dude. Who fucking cares. It’s an action movie with big trucks and guns. No one gives a fuck about “timelines.”

I’m with you. Plug this directly into my eyeballs. 

Easy gatekeeper. It will be fine.

I’ll field this one:

The Canadian Sugar Institute is a secret cabal that controls the Canadian government and the very lives of the Canadian citizens.

History’s greatest monster!

It should. Let’s discuss that time at 10:30am tomorrow in Conference Room C?

I like where you’re going with this. We should discuss it further. When are you available to meet?

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirly.

Kum in From Kwanzaa