presidentzod
President Zod
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Thanks. 

I have a Tesla question. Is it true that Tesla won’t allow a business to lease one of their cars in most states? I’ve tried to find information, but its all pretty obtuse. 

Philadelphia. Roosevelt Blvd/Rt 1. Most dangerous highway in America (statistically). It’s remnants of an old train route, so the lanes are all kinds of screwed up. Light timing is bad, people drive like maniacs. Hard to turn on to or off of. People are killed weekly, either by crashing or pedestrians getting hit.

You and the rest of us, ugh.

YES. It is annoying AF.

Yeah. Not buying it.

There is zero point to these kind of movies. They’re not ”art.” It’s just fucked up.

Fix

#LetMeGetMyManager

Pop will eat itself.

Excellent. Now, queue up the obligatory outrage “No one should have that much money! Eat the rich! Down with late stage capitalism!”

He prefers the smell of his own farts.

Shades of upstart Quizzo’s vs Subway story. How’d that work out?

Missed opportunity for the old banana in the tailpipe trick. 

He floats for all our hopes.

Glad she’s Oh Tay.

Had Herr’s Roast Pork Sandwich chips the other day, and I’ll be damned if they don’t taste exactly as advertised. I mean, it was crazy. Whole office tried. Everyone agreed.

In Frank We Trust

I thought this episode was hilarious. It’s all over the place, and that’s ok. Lazlo at the sports desk had me cracking up. Nandor De Laurentitis? I mean, come on. That’s good.

Why are you spoiling scenes and lines?