Hey, 8 figures? Quick, queue up the ‘late stage capitalism’ outrage!

Methinks The A.I. needs to be disciplined.

Noted that too. Crack staff is crackin’ again

I despise stealing. 

Life is full of conundrums, Bam.

AS requested! ($28.63 for the entire series)

That’s pathetic. 

Nope. Bad analogy. 

I heard there’s an opening at OceanGate.

I still pine for the cast and crew of V.I.C.K.I.

Your ‘other means’ suck.

I will put aside my usual nilistic snark to take a moment to note to you that theft is still theft. Stealing your entertainment via BitTorrent or whatever isn’t the same as stealing a loaf of bread to feed your family. Biology doesn’t force you to consume entertainment as sustenance.

Good. She’s a chick version of Ike Barinholtz.

Double-tap to the head. Need to be sure. 

That guy sucked at Galaga too.

AND WHEN WE RIDE IT WILL BE ASTRIDE FIN FANG FOOM AND HIS PURPLE PANTS

Fan fic posing as thoughtful insight? Here?? on nuAVClub??

It’s a way to be lazy and not come up with anything new.

And in an article that spoils a TV show that just released no less!

But still hilarious.