Oh, sure, I’m completely fine with a male presence here, as well, but I’m pretty tired of the usual suspects (Jujymonkey, court, chritter [ugh]) dominating the comments section with their “give me points for being an ally! Here’s a cat gif!” bullshit. They spam the comments with this garbage and the rare occasion…

Someone should gently suggest to our porcine tormentor that there wouldn’t be so much blood if he’d stop eating KFC five times a day.

Oh, wow, I completely forgot about Flying Squid. That dude was bananas. You know, after I read about his meltdown, I noticed that it was similar to one a user named Arken had a while back, so I googled around a bit and found out they were the same person. Not only that, but he’d pulled that “goodbye cruel internet”…

She’s too old. He probably just sees her as a daughter now.

It all makes so much sense now. The hairstyle, the color, the candy-floss texture. Donald wants to be his mother, but he can’t, so we all have to die in a nuclear holocaust.

I thought about doing that, but it definitely wouldn’t go over too well, because I’m pretty sure he haunts SNS, too. His Stockholm syndromed pals would eat me alive.