Very cruel.

Magic isn’t real you losers.

No. Balls.

From 20,000 leagues above the sea.

I’m pretty sure number 1 is my grandpa’s Alzheimer’s.

That’s Phil Collins.

I’m playing this game called Going To Work and Eeking Out A Meager Existence. What the fuck’s a “weeee-kend”?

I’d Nefer her titties,

Our hatred is borne from the same place, me thinks.

It can’t be the grounds themselves. That would mean it is inferior beans, poorly processed, shipped, stored. If anything, it probably comes down to the temperature. It’s always exactly as hot as the universe ten billionths of a second after the big bang. Or it’s been sitting, which I doubt, because Tims is always…

Texas. It’s Canada’s Texas. With less and less money.

Nope, just your attempts at humoUr.

I bet you still drink it though.

Where the fuck in Canada is there dry grass right now? Sudbury is a fucking swamp.

Well I guess it would be nice... if I could force-touch your body, I know not everybody is a Jedi like me...

I’d like to hear a rendition of Duelin’ Lightsabers, wouldn’t you?

Luke pulled the ol’ I’m-going-to-the-store-for-cigarettes and never came back...

Here I am inside the grays / all because of what I says / I know my jokes are really dope / “Help me Obi-Wan you’re my only hope”