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That's solid.

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drunken lazy eye of intoxication

When I take a shower, sometimes I like to get right up into next to the showerhead, open my mouth, and let the shower bukkake all over my face. I don't even realize I'm doing it sometimes. I feel like I have issues.

It's nice that the EMT's reacted so quickly. I would have thought they'd be complacent after so many "Dick Vitale is having a seizure" false alarms.

It's good to know that if Mark Mangino goes missing for several years the cops won't have to waste time or money generating one of those computer-aged photographs.

Awesome.

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Lost in all this mess is the little-known fact that Mrs. Fine invented tear-away warm up pants in 1984.

And here I always thought the pre-game ritual of summoning a demon to devour the souls of your opponents belonged strictly to Duke.

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That's hilarious.

Ah, I didn't know that. That price doesn't sound unreasonable for a game as apparently great as this. Still, I just don't see Zelda making the cut right now. Too many other great games already out and competing for my time.

I want to like the Zelda games, I really do. I enjoyed the older ones, but neither Wind Waker nor Twilight Princess could keep me hooked. I'm kind of interested in trying this one, but the fact that I'd have to buy a peripheral for my Wii that probably hasnt' been turned on in over a year is really a deal breaker.…

Nice.

Their job is to "hold our blacks for that much longer"

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God that show was great.

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