I like you.

I don't understand all the confusion about why Bethesda put on this event, or the outrage that gamers who really care about the game weren't invited. This is a publicity stunt. Marketing dollars paid for it. They want media to show up and cover the event thereby generating publicity and hype for the game. So they…

Events like this are designed to drum up publicity and hype for the game. When celebrities show up to an event like this, the media will also show up. There's your publicity. If John Q. Gamer was the attendee, there would be no media and no publicity, and so there wouldn't be any point to Bethesda having the event.…

Heh.

Replying to promote, because that sounds fucking awful.

Heh.

I've met a lot of dumb sons of bitches in my day, but you stand out above the rest. Congratulations.

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That's hilarious.

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You can tell the lockout is hitting the players hard when they're resorting to selling their teeth.

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Hairy Guy and Gladiator

The short-staffed 76ers' team

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I don't know who this "Anon" guy is, but he has the worst luck with women.

That's solid.

Another similarity is that the number of Cardinals waiting to celebrate with Freese at home plate equals the actual television audience for the Spurs/Pistons Finals.

We all laugh at the brooms they're holding, but they actually come in quite handy. What with their lunch trays constantly getting knocked out of their hands and all.

Fortunately, as a veteran of the St. Louis bar scene, Freese is used to being pounced on by cougars.