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As a guy, I don't understand this. The thought of a woman having sex with me only because she feels obligated via a currency system, rather than because she wants to is horrifying. I can't wrap my mind around the type of man who would be interested in this sort of exchange, although I know they are out there.

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+1, that's hysterical

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There are also parallels to Star Trek: The Next Generation

He also soon finds that his paralysis (having to play with Mike Bibby)

Fucking genius. +1

I'm trying to figure the over/under on number of unapproved commentors who make a Cockeye joke.

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Shortly after the burial a drunk and emotional Paul Hornung was seen sleeping by the grave, which people considered touching until he was found the next night sleeping in a Newark bus terminal, and people figured out that Paul Hornung pretty much slept wherever his bottle ran out.

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A fan of nice rims, Washington asked the team to hit him up some 23's, only to see team president Nolan Ryan start to twitch and throw wild haymakers.

some kind of magical skinny Eurofairy

+1, and congrats!

That's great.

Jesus, this thread has more unhappy pink than Jezebel.

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