You magnificent bastard. +1

+ 1 million. These are consistently among the best things I read. Excellent job as always, MM.

Look, I'm not saying the men wouldn't adapt and "eventually" get past the psychological hurdle of feeling that protective instinct. And although I don't completely agree with you that a man feels the same protective instinct towards his brother that he does towards his sister, I don't think it's anything that we can't…

The people "putting" them there would be Congress/the courts when they make the decision to allow women access to the spec ops units. And I'm not saying anybody is going to physically hit these women, I'm saying the "don't hit girls" mindset that many of us were raised with is related to the protective instinct issue…

I realize there are women in these war zones. I'm saying there is a large psychological leap between being aware of women in war zones and actively placing them there. I'm also positing that a soldier can draw a distinction between a woman who is an enemy and poses a threat, and a colleague who happens to be female.…

think Corky from Life Goes On

The logical, progressive side of me thinks that absolutely women should be given the opportunity to join Special Forces teams if they meet the existing physical criteria. That said, and I know I'll get torn apart for this, there's still a part of me that feels squeamish at the thought of putting a woman into a hostile…

the snowball picked up Charles Barkley

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Fucking brilliant. +1

We should focus on the positive side of this. Up in heaven, Crazy Liberace's Sequins and Brightly Colored Glove Emporium will finally start to turn a profit.

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Still bitter about last summer, Gilbert instructed his crew to show the entire viewing audience just how small LeBron's dick really is.

To be fair, it doesn't take much to get Bernie Kosar to make an appearence. He'll usually just show up for the free nacho bar.

That's not a handjob. That's just good family comedy.

I worried that a flock of mutant black Eagles would emerge from the sky and eat everyone's eyes out.

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Ha!

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