Ha!

He's expected to request a transfer to a minimum-security facility in Latrobe.

Having lost my own mother to cancer, I can attest that is a very painful thing to watch a loved parent slowly waste away in front of you. I was in my twenties when it happened; I can't imagine the trauma it would inflict upon young children such as these. Yes, illness is something everyone needs to learn to deal with,…

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That's great.

So I'm not supposed to smile at you when you're not wearing makeup because you're not ready for the attention. And I shouldn't smile at you when you are wearing makeup because you're wearing it for yourself and not to attract male attention.

I'm right there with ya, Ned.

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I never understand gun enthusiast's "you'll pry it out of my cold, dead hand" mentality until somebody threatens to take my chocolate milk away.

If she doesn't get one because of the high demand she'll certainly be one Angry Bird!

I would just like to say that I enjoy your posts and somebody should toss a star your way.

You're right, you did say over three. So let's take the hypothetical 4 year old who has spent a long day at the zoo and is very tired. It's a long walk back to the entrance and then to the car. What's wrong with the kid riding in the stroller on the way back? That's not being dependent on it, that's simply giving the…

I use a leash on my daughter if we're in a crowded place. She's two, and likes to walk on her own but I'm sure as hell not going to take the chance of her disappearing into the crowd if I glance away for 2 seconds. Exactly how does this impact your life in such a way that you feel the need to be "judgey" about it?

Agreed.

My daughter is two, so she hasn't met this abitrary "age of three" threshold that you're establishing, but I know several people with three/four year olds who will still use a stroller or a wagon for long day trips, such as an amusement park or a zoo. The fact is that even at 3, a kid can easily decide to run off on…

Not bad.

You kill me, Delonte.

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