When I heard everyone yelling that justice has been served, I thought Danny Crawford had been hit by a bus. I guess this is good too.

Fucking genius. +1

Yay! Congratulations you two!

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I'm extremely envious of the fact that your co-workers share your political viewpoints. I live/work in a very conservative area and silently fume while everyone around me spouts their conservative rhetoric. I learned long ago that offering a different perspective on fiscal/social issues only gets me shouted down.…

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Alex Rodriguez sat out with a sore back, which, when coupled with Amare's sore back, makes for a hell of a lot of lost New York efficiency due to cranky backs.

Hell to the yes. I could give two shits about regular eggs, but I'd punch a baby for the orange ones.

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Keith Hernandez continues to eschew lucrative endorsement deals, preferring to act philanthropically via his Free Moustache Ride t-shirts.

That's great.

Gingerstash is also how Dahmer referred to his basement right after St. Patrick's Day.

I'd like to get my daughter an Interpol bib, but I don't think they sell them at Target.

"Last night at Venue, professional athlete Pitcher partied with the well known band, Music."

Or how about we let people obtain their pets any damn way they please and not judge them for it. Puppy mills are a blight and shouldn't be supported in any way, shape or form, but reputable breeders are fine, and just because somebody chooses to go that route rather than obtain a shelter dog doesn't make them "wrong"…

I just want to say that GWS is outstanding and I'm a big fan. Keep up the good work :)

I know when I'm sitting alone at the slots at 3 in the morning, hoping that I hit the jackpot so I can pay the mortage next month and put off my wife leaving me for a little bit longer, I expect the cocktail waitress bringing me my $7 watered down Jack and Coke to look super hot. I HAVE HIGH STANDARDS DAMMIT.

Nice. Get an avatar, a couple more gems like that will get you starred, and Phintastic is all the vanilla we need around here.

You magnificent bastard. +1

@FavreFAIL You're the best