God I love this feature. +100

To get his money's worth, Choate needs to gorge on 72,600 doughnut calories and 1,800 ounces of coffee.

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly last week, Jason Patric said that Ashley Judd was, "lazy, selfish, and arrogant."

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Tammy Faye Baker's been working out.

I certainly don't have any plans to divorce my wife, but I have several friends who have gotten divorced and been very amicable about it. Sometimes both parties in a marriage just realize that they're not in love anymore, although they might still genuinely like and respect each other, and can go through divorce…

When I came back everyone hated me even more but were terrified of what I would do.

This is less impressive when you consider Sean Combs had the exact same cake three years ago.

Brady v. NFL

Not even Ozzie Smith had the range to cover the gap in Lincecum's 'stach.

Calling for mercy after a fifth? That coach's liver.

A billion dollars doesn't last as long as you'd think, especially when you consider the upkeep costs for that guy on the left's toupee.

park, engine running

NBC10 apparently also had a deal with a hobo to provide Dykstra with his wardrobe.

Good post.

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I absolutely adore Love Actually and have to BEG my wife to watch every year around the holidays, because she gets tired of it. I might get my man card suspended for it, but I can't help it. I love that movie.

Fucking Arsenal. First, we fall all over ourselves losing to Birmingham in the Carling Cup final to the tune of Yakety Sax, then we kiss our sister on Saturday by pulling a draw with FUCKING SUNDERLAND. There's no shame in losing to Barcelona, but I'd expect a better showing than this. And for Christ's sake van…

You shut your filthy mouth. I have very little. Don't take this away from me.

GUHHHHHHHH. Why must so many of them be black? They kill my very soul.