Nigella gives me a boner.

bench with a plate on each side

The dog's self-esteem is the blackest thing in that picture.

Now, now. Don't go bringing logic into this discussion. That will throw the right way off their game plan.

She was a self-professed ultra-conservative bigot. I'm not trying to bash the dead or anything, those are her own words.

She blamed his health for his suicide.

I strongly disagree. He should do interviews every day while high out of his fucking mind. That rant was amazing and made my whole morning.

Former New York Yankee Mike Kekich doesn't much like the prospect of a Ben Affleck/Matt Damon movie

That's probably true, and I can't say it was a poor decision on his part because TWW was awesome, but the low ratings for Sports Night didn't help, and I'm still bitter about that. It's my all-time favorite show.

I'm glad I had it done when I was an infant, as there's no recollection of any pain. And I'm glad it was done, since I like my wang to be as aerodynamic as possible.

I'm not disputing any of this, but Sorkin is still a goddamn genius. It's an act of criminal negligence that Sports Night only got 2 seasons.

Isiah is pictured fully embracing his heel status, as he prepare's to drop the People's Elbow on Knicks fans everywhere.

I came home from school one day to find a copy of Hustler on my bed with a handwritten note from my dad: "Let me know if you have any questions".

@Hit Bull Win Steak: Dear Lord man. +1

@Steve U: That's great.

Fisher: Vince, I won't fight you, but I'm just going to walk towards you moving my arms and legs like this, and if you get in my way it's your own fault.

Looks like even other coaches were mocking the Giants punter after he stupidly kicked to Desean Jackson.

His girlfriend might look disgusted that a photographer is taking their picture, but the truth is she just saw somebody drive by in a fucking Hyundai.

The anti-glare coating on those Ray Bans provide more protection than his offensive line did this year.

This was a great read, thanks for sharing the story Katie. You continue to provide reasons why you're my favorite writer on this site.