@Sheed's Bald Spot: Hang in there Sheed. If you work really hard, some day you'll be that 7' black dude.

@RMJ=H: Two girls, one gup(py)

@UweBollocks: You son of a bitch I just spit coffee on my monitor.

@FavreFAIL: That's great. +1

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1

Pictured above:

A map of seating around Hardaway's basketball court shows 8 childhood buddies, 2 maids, 3 strippers, a homeless guy and the luckiest IRS agent in the country.

Nothing irritates Glenn Frey more than when Miami is in town, Lebron has scored 40, and Irving Azoff turns to him and says "Man, the Heat are ON".

Dyan Cannon is considering moving her seats further back, since visiting teams often mistake her face for a basketball during pre-game shootarounds.

@The_Night_Man_Cometh: That's good. +1

@MarkKelsosMigraine: +1

@UweBollocks: That is fucked up yet hilarious.

Pictured above is a selection from the new Jay Cutler line, found exclusively at Macys.

Todd Haley has three balls, so to him hitting a crucial 3 is a nut shot.

@rulesboy: +1

This guy shits in the middle of the store, but I'm the one who gets judged by the cashier when I ask for that copy of Barely Legal behind the counter.

Michael is good people. He paid his dues.

Dear Mr. Burton,

The best nickname for you that I heard was "The Avalanche"

@Donté Stallworth Driving School: That's awesome.