@Dave J.: +1 case of the night sweats. I'm right there with you.

And...computers!

Little Caesars Pizza Bowl

Tom Brady is not to be confused with Charlie Sheen, who is a longtime fan and reader of Juggs.

@RMJ=H: +1

ITALIAN SAUSAGE: I hugged it before I ate it.

Drew's going to have some explaining to do when his wife checks his Google search history.

a car full of dudes could pick me up

See ladies? Not everything over at Deadspin is bad. Katie Bakes is pretty awesome.

FOOD, FOOD, FUCKING, FOOD

I'm really pulling for Dude Getting Blown by a Dog. I think he got shafted out of fifty thousand dollars on America's Funniest Videos. That fucking baby wasn't that cute.

Further evidence that Griffin plays above the rim-job.

This is especially ironic considering most retired NFL players can't tell time.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1 Invisible Man

@Lionel Osbourne: Tim Meadows was always underrated as far as I'm concerned.

I was born in Lincoln and have been an insane Husker fan my entire life. I think Bo Pelini is a great coach who's managed to salvage the horrid mess Callahan left behind. That being said, his temper is absolutely out of control, and his childish behavior on the sideline (which has happeneed repeatedly, not just during…

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: That's hysterical. +1

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1, you're a goddamn genius

Simultaneously Mexican and Celtic was also Taco Bell's marketing tagline for the failed Fiesta Lime Haggis, which never took off like they hoped.

@AzureTexan: +1