which was something that my dad always tried to do. He tried to teach me something each and every day

@BirdLaw: Nice

Wade is a space homo

@David Hume: +1

If the Royals hope to sign Grienke to an extension they'd better strike now, as there will only be a brief window when they're not the most ridiculous thing in the city.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: That's outstanding work

@Middle-America: +1, that's great

Given Parker's swishy accent and feminine mannerisms on the court, I imagine bland fairy tail played a larger part in this than we've been led to believe.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1

Reporters thought they spied Leonsis practicing the dance, but it turns out Gilbert Arenas was just shooting at his feet.

Sheer Madness is the kickoff of the Australian sheep-shaving season, which has also been known to foster incidents such as this.

@Bellwether Johnson: +1

That picture was taken precisely 3 seconds before Charles Oakley shanked him in the ribs.

@Body By Bacardi: That fucking episode kills me.

@Dee Dee King: You got to it first, nice job.

Redacted, got beat to the joke.

Just name the dog Favre and be done with it.

@bevraj of choice: +1

@Bobby Ostrich: Honestly, you're probably right. I know in the NBA there's a rule that if a player is traded and then released they can't resign with their original team for a period of time, or something like that. I just can't help but envision Belicheck as some sort of evil genius.

Watch the Patriots resign him immediately, with the Vikings 4th round draft pick snugly in their back pocket.