@David Hume: You never disappoint.

@TheGodMachine: Nice.

Jon Kitna threw for 379 yards, yet he's the worst starting QB in the league right now.

Brett Favre has his hands full

They've got great food. There are always a lot of gentlemen — they used to ask you to wear a jacket there.

@SavetoFavorites: That's hilarious.

@Ron Dayne's Strict Diet: +1

When Abby asks for drugs during labor, a confused Eli will turn to a nurse and shout Get me Lawrence Taylor on the phone!

lower the hydraulic pivots to keep the machine stabilized

@DirkToberFest: As a Dallas resident I have to agree with you. He just wears on me.

@frrost: I like the cut of your jib, sir.

I imagine the San Fran media will be just as shocked and/or mortified at our fried butter.

@Delonte, Interrupted: +1

@Gottliebs Cards: Nike. Meh, Screw It.

Nike. Just Blew It.

It's wrong to root for a relapse, right?

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: Thank you my friend. Much appreciated.

I don't know what reason they could possibly have to be wary of American ownership.

stop drinking and clip a few pale foreskins

you feel like you're gonna grow old and die alone, never having been able to use your penis the way God intended. And no horny young boy should be forced to feel that way.