@FavreWIN: You know this is just a phase you're going through! You'll grow out of it!

parts of which are NSFW due to penis

@Body By Bacardi: I like you.

@David Matthews: You son of a bitch.

@Tulos_Mullet: Yeah, I'm not getting enough of a Mad Men vibe here.

Somebody needs to photoshop Inez Sainz into that picture. Polk Panther, I'm looking at you.

@Same Sad Echo: That's fucked up.

@Body By Bacardi: +1

HIV medication is expensive, but fortunately it looks like Alomar is planning on making some extra cash by appearing on Jersey Shore.

a groin separation.

Didn't there used to be a roof here?

Discuss the harshing of someone's buzz right here.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: I concur. This guy is going to push Hatey and MKM for commentor of the year.

@See you suckers later: I don't know how I wasn't following you already, but I am now, just for the awesome Korby reference.

Is AJ running Jezebel again today??

I live in Dallas and listen to a lot of local sports radio, so I hear a ton of audio from various Ron Washington press conferences. He is insanely quotable. Just a drop machine. If the Rangers see some success in the postseason and start getting national attention, he'll become a media darling. Mark my words.

Maybe I'm confused, seeing as I've never tailgated in my life. But I thought the whole concept was that people brought their vehicles to the parking lot to grill, drink, whatever. Who are these pedestrians walking through? Just random grifters looking to mooch some booze off other people?

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: They're idiots.

The only thing I find unbelievable about this story is that Browns tickets cost hundreds of dollars.

And they would have gotten away with it, if not for those meddling city council members.