I was always a fan of Foley's in-ring work, as he was one of the few professional wrestlers (and especially high profile wrestlers) who honestly cared more about making his opponent look good than making himself look good. It's like he realized at some point long ago that he's never going to be an addonis with a…

The Bears' o-line? You better believe it.

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: About 8 years ago I managed a retail store in mall. They had an "autograph show" in the food court that was inexplicably held on a Tuesday morning, so the place was dead. I wandered down there and one of the people selling autographs was Virgil. I bought an 8x10 glossy of him and Ted…

Pictured above: representatives of the Greater Orlando Dyslexic Society show their support for the next UFC pay-per-view.

@BlylevenTheDude: Nice one. Beat me to the Counting Crows reference.

Mr. Jones sexually assaulted me in the Ladies Room

@MattinglysSideburns: +1

@LAIceBurg: LeBron is absolutely the bigger name, but on the court I'm pretty confident it will be Wade's team. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing. LeBron is one of the few players who can be incredibly effective without needing to rack up the points. Between creating for others, rebounding and defense he can be a…

@LAIceBurg: Wade. It's his team, and he has a better track record of delivering in clutch situations. One of the biggest knocks on Lebron for going to Miami is the perception (and quite possibly the reality) that he'll end up being a support player to Wade's alpha dog. Admittedly, a very very good support player,…

No worse than when I called the number on a box of Chris Henry's cereal and got connected to a local Geico agent.

@Hatey McLife: You never cease to amaze me. +1

Let's just go ahead and call Ms. James +11, since that seems to be a running theme with Tiger these days.

@Same Sad Echo: That's great

OVRPDSTFF also happens to be Peter North's vanity plate on his Mercedes.

You could send him to China with a Deadspin credential and then have him discuss how to fake karate-fight Stephon Marbury.

Before a packed house of 72,000 fans, Washington beat Oregon, 34–20.

@MattinglysSideburns: Very subtle, and very good.

@Donnie_Iris: +1

Amazingly, in those photos Pam Anderson is only the 3rd most likely thing to give him Hepatitis.

the door swung open and I found myself starring at a short, portly Hispanic man in overalls