Albom settled on Tuesdays With Morrie after research for Thursdays With Salley went horribly, horribly wrong.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1

I see she went to the Sean Salisbury school of journalism.

She really should have closed the blinds before taking that 2nd topless pic. The Kenny Rogers Roasters across the street is really fucking things up.

Meanwhile, David Crosby's basement has several recordings of him trying to recite the alphabet backwards while high.

@Peter Nincompoop: +1

@VidaBlueBalls: That's great

@AzureTexan: He doesn't want people asking questions after I've abused him.

I love me some I.V.

@AzureTexan: Nah, I just call him that because he's also a fashion icon for no apparent reason.

If MLS continues to struggle, Thierry is going to have some awfully dark knights.

@bevraj of choice: +1

Thanks for this Barry. Now I don't feel so bad about my MKM/AzureTexan slashfic.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1 photo of Susannah Hoffs that got me through my early teen years.

Ironically, his favorite cartoon character is Underdog.

New Zealand's All Blacks

In a related story, Sainz ripped her jeans a new one when she bent over to pick up a pen.

I had that exact look when I saw my first stripper. Disappointment, thy name is afternoon shift on a Wednesday.

@Tulos_Mullet: +1

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: Damn you, I was all fired up to make a Steve U joke.