@Tulos_Mullet: Congrats!

@HockeyMountain: I'm guessing Angry Lady is the one in black.

@Phintastic: Nice.

If they didn't want him to be comfortable handling horse's bits then they shouldn't have put that on the fucking job application.

I don't know what Steve Nash is doing in that photo, but I like the design on his t-shirt.

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"I'm gonna let you finish the game, but Ernest Byner had the best fumble of all time."

@Kid Canada: I threw plausibility out the window long ago with this feature. I just treat this as a work of decidedly raunchy fiction each week.

No word on whether she's related to Nick Saban.

I understand that scheduling these guys is a guaranteed win for most programs, but it's still really disrespectful when they play the Benny Hill music as the Devils take the court.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Payne Stewart has the same problem with High Times.

At first I was going to make a joke about Big Ben's penis being the same color as these body parts.

@In Re Hightower: Thank you kindly.

Saban first acknowledged it was his daughter, then changed his mind, then admitted it was again, hung out with her for awhile, then changed his mind again and picked an entirely different girl to be his daughter.

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: How much did he pay you to post that?

His alternate white version reads "TERRIBLE SINCE"

What's that? All the proceeds are going to charity? I'm an asshole, then.

Some of the cocktail cherries appear to have fallen on her dress.

Doc Brown knew it was only a matter of time before the Russians found him and took back the plutonium.

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