The student council went on to suggest that the Tech players stop knocking the Longhorns down. It's terribly impolite and dirties their nice uniforms in an unseemly manner.

This is hardly just a New York trend. Eric Dampier robbed Mark Cuban for years while wearing a Mavericks jersey.

I hope everyone bought tickets to the air show.

I couldn't figure out why Leinart looks so comfortable upside-down, until I realized that's his standard beer bong position.

On the bright side, he's pretty much nailed his Halloween costume. He'll go as a Tylenol pill.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1

The glove goes on your lead hand, perverts

This reporter felt that Andrews's coquettishness and her one-of-the-boys disposition inherently undermined her own professionalism in that space.

Jesus Christ this was fascinating. Makes me feel like a schlub for betting 50 bucks in a fantasy football league.

Due to an unfortunate shipping mishap, there's also a youth soccer team in inner city Detroit wearing jerseys with a big picture of Toby Keith on the front.

I knew it wasn't the real Shaq as soon as I saw the bra strap. He requires something a lot sturdier than that.

The guy in the Yao Ming jersey just out of frame was later seen hobbling off the dance floor with a knee injury.

The female reporters should be banned from men's locker rooms and vice versa.

Jason Williams is wondering who he has to kill to get a sweet deal like that.

@Pierzy: God I loved that show.

Non-Mormon stuck in Utah

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: When you get starred and unstarred as often as Phin does, it helps to keep a running log.

@FavreFAIL: Send us a postcard!

time to die

your parents have what have because of me, even clothes.