@OneTwoPunch: I like your style.

hates people from Philadelphia

He's a man with a good looking wife, a lot of money and a whole world of non-Trojans hating on him.

@OneTwoPunch: It's very mature that you can make a distinction between your Faith (your relationship with God), and your Religion (which, as you pointed out, is a man-made structure and therefore fallible). I think too often those two things are confused/interchanged with each other, and the world would have a lot…

I completely support same sex marriage, and I think the Catholic Church is rife with hypocricy, however (as many other commenters have pointed out) this is a private, Catholic-run school and they do have the right to terminate people who they don't feel live up a code of conduct commiserate with the church's beliefs. …

There's nothing boring about topless makouts. Unless it's with Terry Francona.

@ClueHeywood: +1

Things got awkward at the turn when Jerry Krauss, pulling up for his 10am teetime, mistakenly asked Noah to park his car.

The real victim here is Muggsy Bogues, who woke up this morning and couldn't find his fucking pants anywhere.

We've secretly replace Mr. Noah's usual golf clubs with those belonging to a 5 year old child. Let's see if he notices.

Shockingly, the paternity test revealed the next day on Maury proved that he was not, in fact, Payne Stewart's illegitimate son.

LeBron really is keeping a list of all his haters

This is actually a pretty modest undertaking. An entire organization spend 3 years looking for Jamarcus Russell's talent.

@corndog: You're so hearted for that

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Awesome

One of the etchings is clearly "tampon"

shower with like 11 other women on the reg

@BabyJane: To be fair, Adam Richman isn't really a chef. I mean, he may have worked as one at one point, but that's not his pitch with that show. Man vs. Food really is about his personality, that's the entire premise.

after he nearly electrocuted himself

It's nice that Najeh Davenport has found work, although I wouldn't have pegged him for the copyediting sort.