Replace "homosexuality" with "pooping on someone's face" and you have my exact same complaint about the HBO series Oz.

"a fun-filled night of Japanese culture"

The Mariner's offset this move by hiring Mr. Fuji to distract the umpires, allowing all sorts of baserunning shenanigans.

He would later liken it to "being submerged in a tub of boiling acid with an electrified current running through it" and admit that he was very nearly driven to suicide.

He was much dirtier than Johnson. MUCH dirtier.

To be fair, it was a bad neighborhood and the guy figured a kid would be at least as good a deterrent as a Club.

The real real kicker: they overcharged him for the fucking wings.

You've got three options when confronted with a liner

This guy is a genius.

Drew singing the national anthem would be reminiscent of Roseanne Barr's infamous rendition, not only for his vocal range but also his startlingly similar appearance.

he's learning the 3-4...slowly

Woody Johnson says he doubts Darrelle Revis will play this year

If you know a better way to practice defending an aging Shaq, Duncan would love to hear it.

Brett's mom "liked" it - twice.

I would imagine that even at age 40, you don't want your mom to catch you masturbating

"Eh, it's not what I expected, but I don't think there's anything outlandish. I never saw the video."

"Fagmeister" and "Gay Boy"

If your goal is to convince people you're not gay, perhaps posing for a photo in front of a large phallic shaped object is not the wisest tactical move.

So I really enjoyed Judy Blume's books Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing and Superfudge when i was a little boy (maybe 7 or 8?). After reading them I was interested in anything else by her, and the first thing I grabbed from the library was Are You There God, it's Me, Margaret. Needless to say, I was incredibly…

I'm glad to see a variety of competitors here. The Jews dominated this competition in the 40's.