it's entirely possible the Rays never get a hit again.

it's entirely possible the Rays never get a hit again.

"So, Jerry, what do you have to say to all those people who said any reciever would have looked good with Montana and Young throwing them the ball?"

Sure, his daughter's shirt is all cute and funny when she wears it, but just watch Michael Vick try to get away with that shit.

Shaq's jersey will never outsell the Hardwood Classic Series alltime bestseller: The Best of Peter North, 1981-1994.

I'm glad somebody is carrying on Michael Jackson's legacy of keeping scared white kids in your closet.

This worked much better than Cooley's original plan, which was to accidentaly post a photo of his penis to the internet, and then send McNabb a link.

'each time a mustache is shaved, an angel in heaven dies and falls to earth.'

but in the NFL, it's just another bargaining chip

Upon hearing the news, Nick Nolte showed up at Davis's dorm room and freaked the fuck out on him.

Yesterday morning, I woke up all furry and blurry

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20 miles south of there a guy with a Duke logo tattooed on his face just got busted for tax evasion.

@Hustler of Culture: He's trying to show support for Favre.

@AzureTexan: Thankfully the patrons inside were just sprinkled with broken glass.

@Barry Petchesky: It's all find and good until the Yankees come to town, and some robot kills whoever Jeter is banging these days. Then it becomes a whole thing.

On a related note, Sean Penn just punched out a delivery guy from the Golden Dragon restaurant.

On a related note, Sean Penn just punched out a delivery guy from the Golden Dragon restaurant.

who is surprised The Favre Dong story has surfaced now.