“Eh, life expentancy is falling and I will probably work until I die. (Also you’re dead how are you asking this.)“

Ah, ZipCar. A month ago I made a reservation for Xmas Day, in case it snows (the Goofster is not made for snow). I know t make these reservations well in advance, because otherwise you’ll get no car within a reasonable distance. I also know to bring an air compressor and tire gauge with me, because in cold weather…

This explains why all of those cars in the Mission were constantly exploding when they kept driving over steam vents and why I’ve been clipping through the sidewalk for the past hour.

You do realize a shit ton of Cyber Monday and Black Friday deals are leaked way before either Cyber Monday or Black Friday, right? So, yeah, something could be posted here.

I’m confused, are you actually going to update this post or create a new one? I keep coming back ‘here’, and see nothing.

During college my wife went to the Preakness infield wearing a Lilly Pulitzer dress and big stupid hat like she was going to Millionaire’s Row. Had no idea what she was in for. Figured it out when a port-o-let was nearly toppled onto her.

The Preakness is like this if the dress code was wife beaters, cargo shorts, and high school equivalency diplomas.

I’ll never understand Australian horse racing.

Do we have proof the dude lying down *isn’t* diplo?

If you think this is bad I highly recommend checking out the Preakness. Started drinking at a bar at 7 AM, took a 30 pack on the bus down, kept drinking, ate molly, kept drinking and got home and slept for 24 hours. Australia can’t hang.

God, I miss college.

I still have one more VERY important question - what will VW do with the cars that they buy back? Specifically, a low-mileage A7 3.0 TDI in dark grey and the S-Line package (presumably with whatever emissions fix they decide to implement).