What a lovely group of people. Show’s how little they know of the word “fraternity” when they abandon someone to die simply because they’re cowards.

The police officer’s parents are already in the media trying to spin him as a “good father” and a “family man”, never mind that he’s divorced and has two children born within 12 days of each other by two different women.

I wish his obvious remorse (he looks like he’s been crying) was for his victim instead of his own predicament.

This’ll get lost in the 600+ replies, but where is the love for Virtuosity for Denzel Washington?

No, because that is a delightful movie, not a dumb movie.

This is the correct answer:

I will watch all the Thor movies just in case he takes his shirt off. I am not proud, but I am not ashamed.

Baylor Mad Libs:

Baylor is probably looking at this as a positive as it takes the spotlight away from their rape culture.

It’s just students exemplifying the Baylor Christian mission.

Perfect timing—I live in Boston and the Irish bagpipers have just started.

I’m just gonna say it: I like Coldplay. I think Chris Martin seems like a really nice, sweet, nerdy guy AND I think he’s cute. I think themed parties are fun no matter how old you are. That’s it.

And for our beloved First Lady.

“It’s amazing, Goddess. The love inside, you take it with you.”

Haha, oddly enough I met Obama at Tinker after going through the Moore tornado. He gave me that reassuring eye contact WITH shoulder pat. It was magic. I nearly passed out. Made up for years of having emotionally unavailable parents too.

I actually want Pete Souza to release a picture book. The subtle shade of his Instagram is getting me through these difficult times.

‘Memba when?

I was just hoping there would be a book tour where they hold me while I cry.