Aww, hey there little guy!

Can eyes see themselves? Cat litter.

They WERE the best.

The Fear Street Saga! Those were the best.

Technically, breast fixation is a fetish, because it's taking something inherently not for sexual use and making it sexy. But our entire society does that, so any individual saying they have a boob fetish in earnest is probably a tool. ITA about people using it as a shield, though, I'm a Domme and I've had several…

As someone who watched the video, he's right about the TSA. The belligerent guy removed his jacket in a way that screamed "I'm doing this because I plan on fighting" and continued acting belligerent, and you didn't get so much as one gate guard walking over and saying "sir this is an airport, behavior like that here…

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You're right that we shouldn't advocate for religions that practice such oppression. The problem I had with this whole situation though was causality vs correlation. Bill Maher is identifying Islam as the cause for such behaviors, when I'm not sure that we can make those conjectures. The countries where Islam is the…

HOLD THE PHONE YOU GUYS.

"Maturing is realizing how many things don't require your comment."

How to train your cat: Observe what your cat likes to do. Pretend that's what you wanted your cat to do. DONE.

I don't know...I'm more impressed with Cowboy Hat. If only everyone responded to douchebags with a hearty "You're not doing that shit, motherfucker."

Yeah, the booted, behatted gentleman who shouts in a very Texas accent "you ain't doing that motherfucker" after they take him down is my favourite bit.

I love that one of them was wearing a cowboy hat the size of texas.

After the second story, I immediately googled "interesting uses for eggshells," and folks, there are a TON. Cleaning coffee stains out of mugs, scaring away slugs, sweetening your coffee, unclogging your drain. I guess we'll never know what those two Polish teens were up to. But I feel like I owe them a debt of…

As I am reading this it is 01:35 AM. And I need to pee. I've made huge mistake.

My dad is sometimes guilty of being a clueless old white man, but tries hard—he spontaneously decided to work to eradicate "bitch" from his vocabulary (not that he said it very much) because he realized it was sexist language. He asked me what "MRA" stood for. I had to think for a second (because the first thing that…

I found out last night on WWHL that Monica and Alan Cummings are besties.

I suppose Katy Perry's "California Gurls" should have discussed water shortages, migrant farm worker's rights, rising rent and gentrification, and state budget shortfalls.

My husband is sitting next to me and is astonished. "Really? People actually do that?"