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That’s one of those frequent but stupid responses.

He didn’t make excuses for the shooting.

Nothing like missing the point, and then being a snarky bitch on top of it.

so that there could be more wire tapping, spying, checkpoints

No. Seriously, no. Stop treating the Constitution like it’s infalliable

Pretty impressed that you already know enough about this incident to have determined that the shooter

State law in Washington— and 20 other states—says minors can receive reproductive healthcare without parental consent.

And yet, Jezebel thinks it’s perfectly relevant that some completely unknown magazine employee should have his sex life splashed all over the site.

Your fiance sounds like a psychopath.

So?

Um, the victim in this story is a man.

No, no, every guy in every fraternity is a violent, misogynist, entitled predator who lives to get drunk, get high, and abuse women. All of them. Every single one. Including the one in this story, who happens to be the alleged victim.

Trust me. As bad as Cardinal fans are, Cub fans are the absolute worst. They just haven’t had anything to crow about. Give those fuckers a World Series and Championship, and see how insufferable those Old Style swilling cocks become.

It’s Deadspin.

People constantly repost this without considering the feelings of the Moran family.

Whatever has to happen for there to be about 99.9% less of their commercials on television, I’m all for it.

Shockingly, the fine people of Chicago cheered for repeat violent offender Patrick Kane.

Or it could just be one really fucked up, angry kid with god knows what problems going on in his life.

Hardy’s case was dismissed after his ex-girlfriend refused to make herself available to testify. Kudos to the NFL for suspending him at all.

Yeah, fuck them for trying to spread awareness of a women’s health issue.