No can do. Re-publishing and commenting on paparazzi photos of Ben Affleck represents at least 30% of Jezebel’s content.

It’s gotten better in some ways. The fact that Chrissy Teigen’s bullying of Courtney Stodden is now getting pushback is one example of how it’s changed—that kind of thing was (unfortunately) extremely normalized at the time. That’s why it’s taken almost ten years to catch up to her, even though she was already a…

Yes, priorities! Jeez...

That is my wife and her car.  We still have it.  Look us up on youtube.  Real truth about Pimp my Ride. 

Many people of that generation did not watch old movies, let alone black and white old movies. Colorization was thankfully a brief attempt to get older films back in the mainstream, but as my high school English teacher replied to someone in class when asked why they simply could not translate Shakespeare to modern…

During Vietnam, a man became too old for the draft when he hit the age of 26, it is the same now, with some langauge of men being liable until the age of 35 in an extreme situation.  Bush’s daughters would have been liable, Cheney’s daughters were in their 30s so they would not be liable. 

I think you’ll find out real quick that a lot of politicians would be totally ok sacrificing one of their kids for a little bit of political clout. You don’t get to that level by actually caring about your family more than your career.

My comment on that headline was “No. But then again, I don’t often remember things that never happened.”

Yes, sounds acutely familiar, huh?  SMFH

people here seem to forget almost everyone was awful about stodden way back when. like damn, chrissy is/was horrible, but i’m pretty sure this website(or others like it) were almost as bad when writing about them(excluding the kill yourself angle). even many of these commenters attacking CT probably said or say some…

Jezebel is essentially just a much smaller version of a livejournal community at this point. Hell, even some livejournal communities still have better writing and commenting :(

Even more so, I feel like the last 3-4 years has shown that Harry Potter as a series isn’t all that timeless for it to ever be permanent.

I’m actually from Delaware and it’s clear that these folks are right across the border from us. The accent is similar to a white trash Delaware accent (pronouncing the first syllable of water more like “would”), we also have Wawa and they mention places like Kennett Square that are a 15-20 minute drive from my…

Harvest Gold. 

Yes, it takes place outside Philly. ‘PA accent’ is an overstatement.

When I first heard about it I kind of just laughed and thought “oh that’s dumb” but when I found out they actually raised money and donated food I did a full 180 on myself and realized it was actually a very cool, dumb-in-fun, and lovely thing to do. If the internet isn’t cool anymore then Jez/Justice should leave it…

https://www.mightycause.com/story/Joshswainbattle

It feels like every time I come to Jezebel they’re ready with a bad take.

Yes, I also think at least 6 Taylor Swift updates are overdue!

I’m not sure what the deal is with the horny summer thing. After *broadly gestures at everything* This.. like my big priority is not to have sex or go on vacation.