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Went to Vegas around 2010 with my dad. Jay Leno was doing a show, and since my dad’s a fan, I went along. Leno proceeded to do the same “OMG! A video rental store gave my parents ‘Basic Instinct’!” and “Nobody can program a VCR!” jokes that he was doing when the Basic Instinct came out in ‘92. I trust Leno with…

Agree a bajillion percent. Got stuck with one of these after someone rear-ended me. What a miserable pile of hateful trash. I found myself longing for my dad’s early 80s, delete-everything, beat-to-shit Dodge shop truck.  The interior materials (a.k.a., bare metal) were better than what’s in the Cruze.  And at least…

I am not a mathematician, but isn’t this guy up to about 173 separate charges by now?

Elon Musk has also said all Teslas will be fully capable of self-driving and can serve as robotaxis by next year.

I 100% agree that it’s assault. But men report and/or seek legal remedy for sexual assault at a very low rate, and I think it’s generally seen and treated as even less serious as assault of women, and that’s already a low bar. I am a guy who was sexually assaulted, and for years it didn’t even occur to me to tell…

Sadly, there’s been quite a potent mix of both unnecessarily snide crap and crap writing on this site lately. I also couldn’t tell how much of column A and column B this particular piece is.

Well, I guess embracing a transphobic racist could help Bernie peel off some of Trump’s base, but this might backfire since she’s (a) a woman and (b) not white.

Kind of a weird comment from Biahna, there. I’m a regular Bee watcher, and she’s shown a lot of enthusiasm for Warren and Harris. Is she insinuating that they’re not progressive enough, especially Warren, compared to Williamson? If anything, I’d argue Bee has showed the same and appropriate amount of respect for…

I was going to go with the old “I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!” drug PSA, but does that still work if the parent (UK) is learning from the child (US)?

Oh good, more Cardi B. I was worried we’d have to go a full day without another post about this transphobic piece of crap.

When it comes to Cardi B, I’m sorry to say you really shouldn’t expect better behavior from Jezebel.  They constantly celebrate this piece of human garbage.

I guess this is an area where we’re making strides for true equality: If you have been sexually assaulted, you will not be believed, regardless of your gender.

Ah, gotcha.  Carry on.

I 100% agree with your follow up, but...much like I sometimes use the “Richard Spencer getting punched” gifs and vids to brighten up my day, I kind of want to see Biden beat the shit out of Trump.  I know it has nothing to do with my better angels, but I gotta be honest:  I want to see it.

I thinks she looks...fine? Are we mean-girling Laura Dern now for some reason? I may have missed the memo.

I can’t help thinking back to when I first saw “Ghost World.” I thought, of the two, Thora Birch was clearly the one with all the talent, and ScarJo was her...conventionally pretty, wooden-acting friend. It’s a sad state of affairs that Birch fell into obscurity and we got stuck with this asshat as the “superstar.”…

We live in a timeline where, just recently, people ate Tide Pods, a woman shot her boyfriend (husband?) while he was holding a book because they both thought that was totes safe, and the US elected a racist moron as President. There’s almost no chance that people aren’t trying to dye their hair with 1000 Flushes right…

When somebody mentions the airport gaffe, he/they won’t let it go with a simple “he misspoke” or (more accurately) “he’s tragically stupid,” will they?  Kellyanne’s gong to out there doubling down on this, insisting that there were planes during the 1700s, isn’t she?  ISN’T SHE OH GOD I CAN’T WITH THIS ANYMORE!11!1!!!

I read about this on Fast Company, and it broke my heart a little bit. I lived in NYC when the internet was in its earliest days, so TV was still a big source for local news and weather, and in NYC, that was NY1. Roma Torre and the other NY1 anchors were part of my daily ritual every day, so much so that I immediately…