It’s actually pretty easy, and Massachusetts already did it in 2014. Photographing or recording video underneath a person’s clothing is illegal, and wearing a dress, skirt, or other similar clothing does not void that privacy regardless of whether you’re wearing underwear or not.  You may not have an expectation of…

Wake up!
Grab a brush and put on orange makeup!
(Grab a brush and put on orange)
Hide dementia to avoid a shakeup!
(Hide dementia to avoid a)
Why’d you leave the keys with Vlady Putin?
Here we go, another big mass shootin!

I definitely celebrate Cardi getting off Instagram if that gives her one less outlet for her transphobic bullshit.

“I love my students but I’m not a trained security guard or a first responder by any stretch of the imagination... and if you don’t do the right things you will be judged,” O’Brien adds

From what I’ve read, a lot of the Standard Field Sobriety Test works just as well for weed as it does alcohol, and it avoids the issue of people testing positive for THC long after they’ve used.

As someone who suffers from panic attacks, I’m...confused as to how ice could possibly help? I mean, I get it—our entire prison system is built on the idea that all prisoners are subhuman, so it’s not like they’d get a Xanax or anything, but damn.

Saying “bad Sublime song” is redundant.

The NFL has known about this forever, too, or at least decided to be willfully ignorant. I am an old who grew up outside of Pittsburgh in the 70s, and I remember my dad and I watching the Steelers win those first four Super Bowls. Mike Webster, the center at that time, basically ending up living in his car for a…

I mean, he did a pretty good job.  Sure, there’s a little after image, but I’m sure they could clean that up pretty easily.  He should send them a bill for the improvement work.

I thought this piece of crap was going to jail?

This one isn’t “horrible” in the sense of “smell or disgusting” but more in the vein of “extraordinarily bad human behavior.” I was on the PATH train (so already, ugh). An orthodox Jewish man was sitting next to me (this will be relevant), and across from us were a trio of young women who were clearly going clubbing…

Not super horrible, but I once got on an F train with a man who then screamed a lengthy diatribe ranging across many topics, but ultimately concluded with, “I’d suck my own dick if I could!” Also, the man reeked of manure. No, not human waste. Animal waste. Manure. I grew up amongst dairly farms, so I know the…

Yeah, because no one’s ever gotten away with rape before, especially not people with bajillions of dollars. And although some of the material found in his home was ultimately deemed to be legal pornography, he also seemed to have a thing for animal torture porn:

So since this doctor is (hopefully) a real doctor and not Trump’s own personal Dr. Nick, what would happen if we were to observe signs of dementia? You know, the ones the entire world have noticed.

America, both in terms of government and as a whole, would totally lose its shit over a LOT of things that...we actually go and do in other countries.

When you said Aubrey Plaza, I just assumed she would be the haunted doll/robot.  And I was all in.

I might be in the minority, but I was actually hoping they’d take away Matt. I just found him to be devastatingly dull.

1. At the entrance to Modelland, you must receive a hideously unflattering haircut. Actual entrance to the park is limited to people who can pretend they like it. Bonus points will be given for tragic backstory, but only the right kind of tragic backstory. If you were homeless because your parents didn’t recognize…

Apparently the classic bully move of “stop hitting yourself” is now a valid form of defense.

Oh, let’s be fair now. By supporting families being ripped apart by the border, she was really liberating women from the burden of their children so that they might go on to be failed, garbage clothing purveyors like herself. Or maybe even travel the world to help criminals do shady deals!