Oh, please, no.

I pat the meat down with a paper towel, then I go wash my hands. I season one side, flip it over, and wash my hands again. I season the other side, place it in the pan, and wash my hands a third time.

Yes

This sounds to me like Satanic-Panic-level moral panic, where there was a girl’s slumber party, some boys came over, and they got caught playing games like Truth or Dare or Spin the Bottle, and it blew up into OMG, they’re having sex!!!!!  Think of the story Ralf Wiggum spins after seeing Principal Skinner & Ms.…

at this point I’m seeing Way of Water next week specifically to spite him.

SCTV > SNL

Requiem is overrated and is just a fancy anti drug after school special that features a double ended dildo. Going to be honest I legit forgot about Pi.

https://www.queerty.com/former-actress-kirstie-alley-says-teaching-kids-open-minded-will-turn-pedophiles-20210702

Do you see Leah Remini in the room with you right now?

Yes, Market Garden is...something very different.

I’d prefer no Christmas music until after Advent.

It’s not illegal to play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.

I dunno, what’s the share of your outrage at people not wanting racism normalized?

They weren’t in the car. They were...jaywalking.

I guess that’s how many friends 😕 and family they have.....

Is every Danny Husk sketch pure gold? Maybe not, but it’s gotta be at least 90%.

[Already posted this as a reply to someone else on a different article, so apologies to anyone reading this twice.]

The real world? The one where police don’t give a shit about women being abused?

“Billionaire Playboy Elon Musk made headlines this week, but not the good kind, like you want.”

I feel like I’m so happy to have never heard of these guys.