The world needs more Tales from the Tour Bus.

More people need to watch that show, because I’m sick of the weird looks I get whenever people are talking about what kind of computer they have, and I say, “I use a Mac. They’re much better for making my squirrel movies.”

More Darkplace for me!!

Yes! Now do more Snuff Box too. Why not?

“Robyn confesses that she once stole a car at 17, but the judge (a woman) saw her potential and offered her a choice — army or prison. Maybe that’s not how the actual world works, but wouldn’t it be great it if was?”

What positions of Tumpism do you think there’s room to compromise on? That there’s a deep state cabal that runs the country and eats children and only Trump and randos on the internet can fight? That there was a massive voter fraud conspiracy involving thousands of people that there’s somehow no evidence of? That…

I am slightly disappointed this isn’t set in the “Streak-Dome ‘97" extended universe, but it will have to do.

I’m pretty handy with image enhancement, so I thought I’d take a crack at figuring out the identity of the blurred person. Here’s what I came up with:

File this under who gives a shit. 

Amen to that!

what’s wrong with “both sides”?

This is an extremely bad take. Just so you know.

Your tastebuds are wrong. 

You know who else was hilarious and a caricature in 2015? the candidate Donald Trump. How did that work out for y’all?

I think the movie’s enduring cultural legacy is not anything about the movie itself, but merely the fact that we now have an idiom for “attempting to trick others, for an extended period of time, into thinking that a corpse is in fact still alive.”

Weekend At Bernie’s II suggests it wasn't too hard.

Yeah, I caught this as a pre-teen and it did nothing for me. A couple of aspirational yuppies doing everything short of corpse-fucking in order to get ahead? Only in the eighties could this be played as a straight-up comedy and not the blackest of satire.

I don’t know if this helps, but Pink sang Get the Party Started.

You’re seriously both-sidesing this shit after today? Fuck you. You think black people protesting their right to stay alive is comparison to invading the fucking Capitol? Fuck you. You should be ashamed of yourself for posting these comments. But guys like you never are.

Oh, don’t get me started on that one.