“Her name is Tonya.”

Wow.  How far into the B-roll of blog ideas are we by now?

Pretty sure “He pulls a knife, you pull a guy,” is dialogue from the porn classic The Touchables. 

In Jimmy Fallon’s defense, it was the longest he ever went without breaking.

Dude! You are soooo METAL!

It was a Pizza Hut pizza. ‘Nuff said.

I agree with the criticism of Jessica, but other than that, I thought this was one of the strongest of the season.

He’s...uh...got some issues.

I’ve done this crime thousands of times in Grand Theft Auto.

If the dating subs on reddit...REDDIT...saw fit to ban posts about breaking quarantine, who d fuck do you think you are?

Who the hell thought this series was a good idea?

So after publishing this totally gross and annoying article, I think you've waived your right to discuss anything Covid 19 related ever again. Congrats on being part if the problem.

This makes me actually sick to my stomach. I just had to attend and speak at a memorial for my 20-year old student who died of Covid-19 and I hope you ALL feel complete shame for choosing your own needs over the health of others.

I can like a lot of mediocre blockbusters, and I can understand why some of them strike it big with audiences. But even with tons of articles explaining its appeal, Top Gun's popularity still remains confounding to me.

Thanks, y’all.  My uncle is dead because other people decided to be selfish and greedy.  You are the reasons we will have at least some lockdown measures for the rest of the year.  Everyone who ignores the rules extends the rules.  Go to hell.

Don’t glorify or give these shitheads attention. Some of us are trying to not die.

And I needed for someone to touch my body after having not even have received so much as a hug for over 6 weeks.... Most of my friends were quarantined with partners; they receive touch every single day and have a shoulder to cry on. I was happy for them, and also felt resentful for any judgment that could have come…

Sit back and enjoy the ride.

Can you tell me when blue cheese turns good?