“The Red Army is where?”
                           - Adolf Hitler (April 30, 1945)

All is forgiven if his stolen COVID money goes to a good cause like...

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It was also awful...

Say it, Frenchy!

Who eats breakfast anymore, weirdo?!?!

“Bargain” at 30 seemed odd to me too.

I’ve taught at the university level for about 25 years and one of the most common mistakes I see in student essays is mistaking “conscious” for “conscience.” It drives me up the wall...

NASCAR legend Butter Brickle?

Let me finish that for you.

When Al Jourgensen shits on your car...

X-taclessssss...

Palling around with a murderer aside, that’s an eye rolling moment if there ever was one...

It’s rumored that Terry’s daughter was asked to purchase 5 folding chairs for her father’s 70th birthday party. It cost $42 million, but after four years those chairs finally arrived.

I’m not one to kink shame but...

You’re welcome. I’m just happy someone here knows who Lawrence Welk is!

“And he thought he’d found some beatific escape from his terrible burden of making expensive short ribs.”

This is the only appropriate response to this story...

Plus, she’s playing for 80,000 people in the stadium itself and a billion people on TV. Even the most seasoned performer would be shitting their pants on that kind of stage...

I like that the shittiest member of RHCP gets to perform live while the talented ones have to mime it...

They used a Lawrence Welk song?!?!