Black jeans...

I just tried one. Tastes like beef gravy...

Awwww, it’s great to see white collar criminals redeem themselves, isn’t it?

Especially your mom...

Whew!

Or knew who she was...

That’s giving Boebert waaaaaaaay too much credit...

Please tell me the Dancing Itos are alright...

You’re dog shit.

The ape from Dunston Checks In certainly didn’t!

That’s weird. You’d figure Lorne Michaels would be impressed by the 133 views this video has generated so far...

The NBL?

Like killing the Kennedys, after all, it was you and me...

What is wrong with your friend? I’m a straight man, and I would have moved in with/married Weird Al!

Pretty much all of them...

“New snake, shirlers! New snake!”

You know what this means, don’t you?

I can’t think of a bad one...

WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO SEAL UP YOUR PITS, DAN!

Is it a bad sign when he considers Fools Rush In to be his best movie?