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And a pink frog in a shoe box...

Reason #472 that Kinja is terrible: on most websites a posted photo gets larger when you click on it. Not with Kinja though. If you click on Helen Mirren’s photo up there you get the exact same photo, but this time with a black background!

Or any pizza place that isn’t Pizza Pizza!

You just did...

I once took my talents to South Beach in a beautiful Chrysler LeBron...

He’ll get around to listening to it when he’s just another sad old man, all alone and dying of cancer-ah-ahhhhhhhh...

And the coda was written by Jim Gordon/Rita Coolidge...

Hendrix was better than Clapton at everything: better guitarist, better singer, and a MUCH better songwriter...

Eddie Van Halen was also hugely influenced by Steve Hackett from Genesis, particularly his tapping technique...

Here’s the thing: Clapton has always been dog shit...

Creedence Rearwater Tevival are amaaaazing...

With all due respect, you’re a stupid sack of shit...

I don’t know. He knows a lot about bike theft...

And Jim Belushi is probably dead right now...

Because he’s Michael Chiklis...

Alternate universe?

You should check out the movie. It’s one of the funniest films of the past 20 years...

KFBR392, KFBR392, KFBR392, KFBR392, KFBR392, KFBR392, KFBR392,

At least one more noun...

Yes, but what does the re-animated corpse of Carthaginian military leader, Hannibal, have to say about Kemper’s behavior?