That’s not a George Soros bot account, you fool!

Shouldn’t this be written in shit on your bedroom wall?

Ted Cruz didn’t fall for it because his father worked with Oswald on an important project in the Fall of 1963...

Man, her pillow cases must look like the Shroud of Turin...

And George Washington, of course, was one of the Sweathogs on Welcome Back, Kotter...

“This is a story about a law enforcement officer in Kansas City, Kan., who elected officials, private citizens, lawmakers and fellow police officers who have publicly accused of corruption, sexual assault and even murder.”

So it’s a hot dog then?

That’s Slender Man’s brother, right?

Now I want some hash browns...

Don’t you be cancellin’ my hashtags!!!

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No, no, no!

Would he let the cast and crew sit if they made giant thrones out of old copies of Atlas Shrugged?

I’m sure she’s bummed out that she wasn’t able to be harassed and abused by Joss Whedon for several years of her life...

Ya wanna see white feminists lose their mind? Read the comments section for the Jezebel article about how Bitter Little Pill might not be that great of an album. It’s reminiscent of Chris Rock’s joke about the death of Princess Di: “I haven’t seen this many sad white people since M*A*S*H* went off the air...”

FINISH HIM!

Is anyone but me brave enough to talk about the Olyphant in the room?!?!?

Duly noted!

It might be safer to just assume that nothing in Mississippi is good...