I’m sure she’s bummed out that she wasn’t able to be harassed and abused by Joss Whedon for several years of her life...

Ya wanna see white feminists lose their mind? Read the comments section for the Jezebel article about how Bitter Little Pill might not be that great of an album. It’s reminiscent of Chris Rock’s joke about the death of Princess Di: “I haven’t seen this many sad white people since M*A*S*H* went off the air...”

FINISH HIM!

Is anyone but me brave enough to talk about the Olyphant in the room?!?!?

Duly noted!

It might be safer to just assume that nothing in Mississippi is good...

I love the suit his grandma bought him for Easter...

Combat Cooking Oil is the first cookbook Joe Strummer released after The Clash broke up...

Hey, everyone! Check out Mr Fancypants over here who can afford a spoon!

“...the turkey deep frying community.”

And that one of the funniest comedians of the past 30 years decided to be in the ninth installment of the franchise...

Glad to see that in these topsy turvy times, some things remain constant: Chris Rock is still capable of making a thoroughly mediocre film...

No puppet, no puppet. You’re a puppet!

Harah Jessica Barker?

Ooh, now you’ve piqued my interest. Is #3 an exposed wire on the lamp beside Churchill’s bed? 

It has a serious Kent Brockman vibe...

This part of the video made me laugh (16:07 if the link doesn’t work)...

For those who want to jump right to the “Dear God” moment, it’s at the 2 minute mark in the first video...

For some reason, that’s what it’s called when you “star” someone. If you go to your profile and click on “Saved Articles,” you’ll see every comment you’ve ever starred...

The first comment sums up the overall tone of the entire comment section: