Remember when Lee Harvey Oswald assassinated JFK with the Texas Book Depository?

I just followed your advice. That is one bizarre response to a story about fake rape accusations...

How well do you wield a crossbow while on acid?

Is your friend 9 years old?

Oh god yes! I don’t think I ever successfully landed that fucking jet...

Yeah, but he was talking about the various “planes” of existence inhabited by Xenu...

Glad to see his neck is still abnormally long...

Goose was a young version of Paul Blart, before he gained all that weight...

Corey Hart passed???

I watched it a couple weeks ago. It’s fucking terrible. So, so dumb, but not even in a particularly fun way...

I can’t wait until he becomes a serial killer!

That’s Dick Cheney in the top photo, right?

Well....that was an unusual choice for the Bradys...

“...and to fill that time with an array of colorful A-listers united by their exceptional talents for storytelling.”

That’s because people like Reuther helped give people like your parents dignity and a sense of community...

And you misspelled “misspelled”...

You’re a stupid sack of shit...

To be fair, RFK the Elder was a weaselly little shit. He didn’t rail against vaccines (as far as I know), but he was a good friend with Joseph McCarthy and worked on HUAC with him. When McCarthy was eventually censured by the Senate, RFK was the only Dem to vote against it...

Not one comment about that terrible mustache?!?!

Hell Comes to Hogtown...