I haven’t read all the comments yet, but I have to point what my favorite part of this sketch is: when Kevin puts the pen in his ear, murders someone with it, and then puts the now bloodied pen back in his ear...

Why does this question get taken seriously here, but whenever I bring it up at the dinner table during Thanksgiving, I get nothing but icy stares?!?!

No worries -- and thanks for clarifying! I just thought that maybe you were using Russia’s calendar issues to suggest that the February Revolution and the October Revolution were the same thing.

There actually was a submarine named the Red February, but it was too bougie. Kept on leaving battles to obsess over its lawn...

I’m not sure if you’re trying to correct me here, but it’s worth noting that there were two separate revolutions: one in February (March in the Russian calendar) that resulted in the abdication of the tsar and the creation of a provisional government, and another in October (November in the Russian calendar) in which…

“Nicholas II Romanov, the last Tsar, abdicated during the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917...”

It only makes sense in Canada...

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit appreciating Leslie Neilson...

Correction: the Progressive Conservative Party of Canada. Let’s not lump him in with the right wing assholes who currently preside over the Conservative Party of Canada...

Sounds like Roddenberry had a thing for Canadian captains...

And — just to tie it back to your username — part of the couple that took the last chocolate babka in that one episode of Seinfeld...

Okay, this is a sure sign that this pandemic needs to end.

They’re just big fans of Nirvana’s first album...

Semifreddo has a semi-good heart, but he is semi-weak and semi-stupid...

*in the early 2000s.

Tony Rosato, a former SCTV and SNL cast member, had Capgras Delusion. He was arrested for harassing his wife, who he thought was an impostor, the early 2000s...

Yeah, but please tell me he’s still incredibly unfunny...

Speak for yourself, shorty. I’m tall and ugly!

I came here for this...