I was just kidding anyway. I’m from Toronto, and I’ve never been to Wisconsin...

Orange shakes too!

There’s nothing like going to a McDonald’s on the first warm day of spring in order to get a McFlurry, only to find that their fucking machine is down...

Then you haven’t lived!

I knew that kid would grow up to be a fucking loser!

And now you know.........the rest of the story.

Kid next to Adam J: It’s so obvious he’s going to be lonely and need a friend! 

Well, he did lose pretty much every battle he took part in. Except, of course, the most important one: the last one...

That screenshot at the top of the page...

Libel. Slander is spoken; libel is published.

What are Mr Hamilton pics?

There should be another line underneath “Associates” extending to a box entitled “Ted Cruz”...

This is all you need to know...

Who’s got a worse bowl cut: Andrew Llloyd Webber or Ken Burns?

GO!

“I don’t think I’ll watch Tim’s trial...”

Wh...what?

Sack Lunch...

With Norman Fell as Zeus!

I came here for a Polynesiantown reference, and I was not disappointed...