Hey, everyone! Check out this guy who's clearly making this story up!

Like my hemorrhoid cream, that's very topical…

Sad upvote…

My Cousin Hitler…

In this particular context, Joan Plowright has a very misleading name…

Dave Foley could look young again if only he'd give up on that awful fucking facial hair…

We truly are bottoming out, aren't we?

Yes, but Weird Al's "My Bologna" is still around, right?

Hey now. Let's not ruin good toilet water by mixing it with Bud Light…

That's what Spike Lee's been saying on twitter…

"Well, lay it on me, string bean."

Here's an American fanboy (kind of) for ya…

Are these the same panties her mother laid out for her?

No worries.

That was the joke. Or at least part of the joke. The other part was based on the fact that none of the shows mentioned in my comment were set in New York. Again, not one part of that comment was meant to be taken seriously…

My comment was not meant to be taken seriously…

Yeah. Pony Express Record is a desert island album for me…

NO!

Yeah, like those assholes at the March of Dimes!

On a related note: is it possible to swim through colons, Scrooge McDuck style?