Two actually: The Darkness…

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I'm pretty sure Meshuggah's already got a song by that name…

The fact that it ended is a point in its favor…

Yes…

"Madison’s back-story of murdering her abusive father is pretty cool."

It's ridiculous. In the original show it took the characters a fairly long time to get their shit together and minimize the zombie threat. In this show it took, like, two weeks.

I have mine set so that I see the "Most Racist" comments first…

What are your thoughts on kids who own ponies?

Bread = slang for money

Stop throwing the dictionary in our faces, you……slackhalter!

"For 14 years after its lone flight, it sat in a hangar at the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan, until a storm in 2002 caused the hangar roof to collapse, destroying the K1 and killing eight people."

I named my penis after you…

You know Doris Kearns Goodwin?

Pipe down, lard ass!

Darnit Zero is the same as Diet Darnit, except it's marketed towards men…

That's nothing. Last week I snuck a snack bar into the drive-in…

The Beginner's Guide to Felching?

I had to look it up. I honestly didn't know that Melanie Griffith is her daughter. Mind blown!

So why's there a photo of Corey Haim at the top of this article?